New Year's Resolutions

Last year, I had four New Year's resolutions:

• Become more obsessive about swimming
• Develop an eating disorder
• Start smoking
• Start abusing performance-enhancing drugs

Unfortunately, I failed at all four. This year, I'm not going to call them resolutions but rather goals, and see if I do any better:

• Do a 1:04:00 SCY 100 Freestyle (or moral equivalent)
• Do a Hood-to-Coast class relay race
• Get Colt-model like muscles

The swimming goal is a stretch, but not impossible. The running is not very hard, actually. I'm not sure about #3 though. I'm going to do them in order, mainly because #3 will definitely interfere with #1, and more than likely with #2.